What an. Utter. Shitbag.
I’m almost done with The Wire.
I knew what the audio would be, and I still listened to it five times in a row.
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How do you not link the full 15 minute video? Watching Lucille Ball go from sober to falling-down drunk is literally watching her face transform a routine comedy bit into a one person show with three acts.
The point I’m trying to say is…telenovelas aren’t simply trains that go off the rails but trains made from Doc Brown with him saying, “Where we’re going, we don’t need rails.”
Because I decided to talk about how telenovelas are insane and my misguided fear that The CW wouldn’t double down on it.
- today i watched the good wife 1.01
nothing smells better than a good pilot
- Anonymous said:Are you American?
the xkit guy is probably my only unproblematic fave